<p>We construct a quantum-statistical analogue of Einstein’s fluctuation argument for black-body radiation in the context of causal-diamond geometry. Starting from the phase space of a stretched horizon inside a Minkowski causal diamond, we quantize the Poisson algebra generated by the fields averaged over stretched-horizon time. We then compute the fluctuations of the averaged area density of the transverse two-spheres in a thermal state constructed in analogue with the black-body thermal state. In the null limit, where the stretched horizon approaches the causal-diamond boundary, this yields a thermal fluctuation formula of the boundary area operator that contains two terms, in direct analogue with the black-body radiation. The term quadratic in the expectation value is the “classical” contribution, while the linear term has the Verlinde-Zurek scaling characteristic of independent microscopic constituents. In direct analogue with Einstein’s interpretation of black-body energy fluctuations as evidence for light quanta, we interpret the linear area-fluctuation term as a statistical signature of discrete quanta of geometry. This provides bottom-up evidence for quantum area degrees of freedom and supports the embadon picture of null quantum geometry.</p>